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Message: These cuts are leaving creases
Trace the scars, fit the pieces
Tell your story, you don't need to say a word.
Call off the cavalry, can't save a wretch like me.
Clean this with kerosene.
If you can't leave it be might as well make it bleed.
Scalpel, sutured.
Made whole again.
Your wires are frayed, can't fire right
You look better when out of sight
You were not made to stand and fight
There's something better wrong with you
Submitted By: woaahwoah

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Hanukkah Away Messages

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For years Jewish kids have tried to convince other kids that Hanukkah is just like Christmas but for 8 nights....no one buys it.
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Submitted by: thegoodbyestare
So...you're telling me you guys get presents for 8 days. Hmmm...interesting. Where in the hell do you find room under your tree for all of those? :)
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Submitted by: Caneily
Im with the j.c. (jew crew)
haha brb!!!
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2.4/5 (8 votes)

Submitted by: yayayayaya
Do not talk to me I am listening to the Hanukkah song! (Adam Sandler)
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2.2/5 (25 votes)

Submitted by: none
Drinking my gin and tonica and smoking marijuanica!!! I'll get back to ya as soon as I'm in any shape to do so :-P
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2.2/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: Someone
Ya know ... We have all seen reindeer fly, but have you ever seen a yarmulke fly?
Think about it ......
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2.2/5 (15 votes)

Submitted by: qwerty
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 candles of Hanukah in 8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 I'll be back **happy hanukah**
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2.1/5 (13 votes)

Submitted by: gymblinknastics
Hanukkah o hanukkah come light the menorah, six pack of beer, and we'll all have a hora!
Happy Hanukkah!!!
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2.0/5 (6 votes)

Submitted by: imkanner1010
Lighting the candles! *lights self on fire* well so much for the 8th candle I gatta run!
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1.9/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: me
Put on your yarmulke, Bill wants Monica! Have a happy happy happy happy Hanukkah!
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1.9/5 (14 votes)

Submitted by: Mandi_Candi
%n wont you be my dreidal :) I wish you all the krispy creme donuts, chocolate coins and latkes this Hanukkah :)
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Submitted by: thalittleon03
Oh Hanukkah tree! oh Hanukkah tree! 0oh how you shine soo bright!! oh yeah im soo good!!
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1.9/5 (7 votes)

Submitted by: booger



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