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Message: Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the one I won't forget.And if I die Before you do I'll go to heaven, And wait for you I'll give the angels,Back their wings And risk the loss Of everything Just to prove My friendship is true I'm thankful to have a friend like you
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Hanukkah Away Messages

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Roses are red
Violets are Blue
I celebrate Hanukkah
'Cause...I'M A JEW
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4.0/5 (112 votes)

Submitted by: jenn4u
Save the trees, celebrate Hanukkah.
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3.7/5 (76 votes)

Submitted by: moviestar2oo7
Hanukkah! What a wonderful phrase! Hanukkah! Ain't no passing craze! It means lots of presents, for a whole eight days! It's our problem free, philosophy! Happy Hanukkah!
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3.6/5 (37 votes)

Submitted by: hirschybar02
Happy chrismahanukwanzakah!
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3.6/5 (23 votes)

Submitted by: sky
You know what I love? When people send me Christmas cards knowing very well that I'm Jewish. You know what I've started doing? Sending them all Hannukah cards. ::evin grin::
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3.5/5 (39 votes)

Submitted by: Jewy
Why can't we have someone who puts presents under the menorah?!?!
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3.5/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: samsamsamsam
Hanukkah ROCKS! What other time of the year do little children get to use candles and people eat pancakes for dinner?!
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3.4/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: dangimhot48
Someone gave me a Christmas ornament and I'm still trying to figure out where on the menorah it's supposed to go. Happy Hanukkah!
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3.3/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: Tigerlillies85
Roses are Red,
Violets are blue,
Your just jealous,
'Cause your not a Jew..
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3.2/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: sHELL YES 92
You know you are a Jew on christmas when:
1)You work and get more money for it
2)After your hard days work you order chinese food
3)You then pick up you food and enjoy with a Dr. Browns soda
4)You catch a movie
5)You sleep
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3.1/5 (18 votes)

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Tell the world-amanaka
It's time for chanukah
It's not pronounced ch-nakah
The c is silent in chanukah
So get your hooked on phonica
Get drunk in tijuanaka
If you really really wannaka
Have a happy happy happy happy chanukah.
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3.0/5 (24 votes)

Submitted by: *~*Jen*~*
Christmas is one day, same day every year: December 25. Jews also love December 25th. It's another paid day off work. We go to movies and out for Chinese food, and Israeli dancing. Chanukah is 8 days. It starts
the evening of the 24th of Kislev, whenever that falls. No one is ever sure. Jews never know until a non-Jewish friend asks when Chanukah starts, forcing us to consult a calendar so we don't look like idiots. We all have the same calendar, provided free with a donation from either the World Jewish Congress, the kosher butcher, or the local Memorial Chapel or other Jewish funeral home.
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2.9/5 (45 votes)

Submitted by: Torahgurl528

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