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Category: Sick
Message: I am at home
you are at school
I am feeling lousy
you are feeling great
I am lying on the couch watching TV
you are at your desk doing your work
I am eating toast and soup
you are eating cafeteria food
I don't have to do homework
you have to do tons.
Geez it pays off sometimes to be sick.
Submitted By: sick queen

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Halloween Away Messages

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HEY! I'm giving candy to the cute little trick-or-treaters... I didn't mean to scare them... I swear...
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2.0/5 (34 votes)

Submitted by: LIL14U
It's 10:00 do you know where your childeren are? Hopefully Out trick~or~treating like me!
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2.4/5 (34 votes)

Submitted by: GWEN
BRB goulz n guyz, I'm at my local graveyard helping the dead roam the earth! Happy Halloween!
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1.8/5 (33 votes)

Submitted by: roxygurlie18241
Candy is Sweet, Carmel Apples are Sour, and I'm gonna be gone eating these for more than an hour!
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2.8/5 (31 votes)

Submitted by: HalloweenHottie
Sure, I invited him in. And, sure, I served him dinner. How was I to know that garlic chicken wasn't his favorite dish, officer, because he really didn't say much before he burst into ash.
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2.8/5 (31 votes)

Submitted by: Goofy
I'm away poisoning candy right now, ttul8r when I'm finished.
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2.2/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: Jon
So you ring my doorbell thinking I'm going to give you candy?? Well, I have some candy right here, and IT'S ALL FOR ME!! MWA-HA-HA-HA!!!
  • Currently 2.07/5
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2.1/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: PartyTime101
I'm dressed as hannibal and out trying to eat my neighbor, bbl
  • Currently 2.47/5
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2.5/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: kris8089
I'm away carving a pumpkin on my face, Happy Halloween.
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2.7/5 (29 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Gone to eat rat tails and goat blood....MMMMM mighty tasty! Anyway, be back when i'm done.
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1.7/5 (28 votes)

Submitted by: SugarLover
The door is a ringin and the kids are yell'n, be back when I'm done givin the lil s**ts their candy!! :>
  • Currently 2.25/5
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2.3/5 (28 votes)

Submitted by: bballr4l1fe
I'm away carving my face on a pumpkin, brb.
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2.2/5 (27 votes)

Submitted by: CRAZYKID



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