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How do we know Halloween pumpkins are male? Their heads are empty, they have mush for brains, and after a few days they start to smell funny!!
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Submitted by: Rachy3348 |
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Halloween is really about letting the ugly people feel like they fit in for one of the 365 days of the year! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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Submitted by: Jeebusllama |
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I'm trick or treating on the highway dressed as a deer;)
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3.6/5 (197 votes)
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Submitted by: sk8terpunk1014 |
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Ring around the roses, Priests and boys and Village people, Halloween is a gay ole time, What are you going be this year.
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Submitted by: sophie |
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1,2 Freddy's coming for you
3,4 Shut the door
5,6 Grab your crucifix
7,8 Stay up late
9,10 Never sleep again
Have A Horror-filled Halloween!! ;-)
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3.3/5 (148 votes)
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Submitted by: blondie |
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Question: Why can't boy ghosts have babies??
Answer: Because they have hollow weenies!!
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My parents will not let me go trick or treating this year, so I'm outside scaring little kids to make them drop there bags of candy ... mwah ha ha ha ... and if your here when I get back I may share my candy with you!!!
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3.6/5 (139 votes)
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Submitted by: pepsigurl022 |
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Halloween costume-$20 Red Contacts-$15 The look of fear and impending doom on your party guest's faces when they realize that you REALLY are the devil and you WILL take their souls... PRICELESS
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3.5/5 (138 votes)
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Submitted by: PaNtHeRcHiCk |
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‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^›
Out being a ghost.
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3.3/5 (116 votes)
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Submitted by: steamers |
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Twas Halloween night and all through the towns, children were dressing as dragons and clowns. Horsemen were searching around for their heads, while monsters and goblins would hide beneath beds. But I, in the midst, was flustered with fright, Unable to find a soul I knew in sight. When what to my wondering eyes did I see? But an Indian, saloon girl, a ladybug and me!
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3.2/5 (112 votes)
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Submitted by: cukrittie |
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Trick~or~Treat, smell my feet, leave a message at the beep...
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3.7/5 (109 votes)
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Submitted by: EK9192 |
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OMG! That mask you're wearing is going to be a tough competition for Halloween! I'm going to find one that is uglier and scarier! Oh, woops! Sorry I forgot that's your face!
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2.6/5 (82 votes)
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Submitted by: MollySmurfy |
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