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HEY! I'm giving candy to the cute little trick-or-treaters... I didn't mean to scare them... I swear...
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Submitted by: LIL14U |
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It's 10:00 do you know where your childeren are? Hopefully Out trick~or~treating like me!
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Submitted by: GWEN |
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BRB goulz n guyz, I'm at my local graveyard helping the dead roam the earth! Happy Halloween!
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Submitted by: roxygurlie18241 |
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Candy is Sweet, Carmel Apples are Sour, and I'm gonna be gone eating these for more than an hour!
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2.8/5 (31 votes)
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Submitted by: HalloweenHottie |
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Sure, I invited him in. And, sure, I served him dinner. How was I to know that garlic chicken wasn't his favorite dish, officer, because he really didn't say much before he burst into ash.
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Submitted by: Goofy |
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I'm away poisoning candy right now, ttul8r when I'm finished.
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Submitted by: Jon |
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So you ring my doorbell thinking I'm going to give you candy?? Well, I have some candy right here, and IT'S ALL FOR ME!! MWA-HA-HA-HA!!!
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Submitted by: PartyTime101 |
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I'm dressed as hannibal and out trying to eat my neighbor, bbl
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Submitted by: kris8089 |
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I'm away carving a pumpkin on my face, Happy Halloween.
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Submitted by: Z |
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Gone to eat rat tails and goat blood....MMMMM mighty tasty! Anyway, be back when i'm done.
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Submitted by: SugarLover |
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The door is a ringin and the kids are yell'n, be back when I'm done givin the lil s**ts their candy!! :>
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2.3/5 (28 votes)
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Submitted by: bballr4l1fe |
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I'm away carving my face on a pumpkin, brb.
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2.2/5 (27 votes)
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Submitted by: CRAZYKID |
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