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Message: Since the world is going to end in about 5 minutes..how bout me and you confess our love to each other and make love on my couch?
Submitted By: ackerz99

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Halloween Away Messages

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Halloween
1. It's a way for kids to get free candy so they can stay up all night and annoy the crap out of thier parents.
2.It's an excuss for for adults to scare the crap out of kids.
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3.5/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: wedwigzgrl
AHHHHHHHH!!! Oh my Gosh!!! EKKK! Going to a haunted house. leave a message and I will get back to you
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1.2/5 (58 votes)

Submitted by: StarCabdy110
BITE ME.
Oh wait... it's October. Don't bite me, you could be a vampire...or something...
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2.4/5 (56 votes)

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Some ppl think they're too old to go out trick or treating. I may qualify for being too old but HECK what other time of the year does anybody give you free candy??? I'm out trick or treating aight?
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3.1/5 (52 votes)

Submitted by: **sweetie**
Halloween, Helping Freaks Out Of The Closet Since 1313!
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3.4/5 (49 votes)

Submitted by: Peircingsrfun
I'm away from my computer right now, getting ready for Halloween. Naw wait, all I gotta do is get outta the shower and put on my clothes. Then I'm ready to scare lil kids outta thier minds!!! :-) HaPPy HaLLoWeeN!!
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2.3/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: BHSGoth2007
Trick or treat I got some s**t for you to eat.
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2.6/5 (46 votes)

Submitted by: Marcie
I found the best costume for Halloween... I'm going to be %n, I am out testing my new costume, be back later.
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3.1/5 (46 votes)

Submitted by: Actress4life
Hey I will be back asap, Vampires, Warewolves and Zombies are chasing me and if you have any garlic, silver, stakes, or shotguns come help quick.....other wise call 911.
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2.6/5 (43 votes)

Submitted by: Compactdisc13
Halloween, it is kind of like a crime... you go out at night to take people's candy. So I guess I'm out being a criminal.
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2.9/5 (42 votes)

Submitted by: XoXCutie1234
Trick or Treat leave me a message oh so sweet.
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2.9/5 (37 votes)

Submitted by: Z
I'm busy counting the seeds in my pumpkins.
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2.2/5 (36 votes)

Submitted by: softballplayr900



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