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Category: Funny
Message: Everyone always has those special, thoughtful, crackup, cleaver away messages that make you laugh or think so hard you are tempted to take it and use it for your own. This is mine. Be back later...
Submitted By: KeesterWeester

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Halloween Away Messages

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Halloween - A day of legal extortion
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2.6/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: Sixpennyclown
I'm away carving my face on a pumpkin, brb.
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2.2/5 (27 votes)

Submitted by: CRAZYKID
Trick*or*treat
smell my feet
don't count on me giving you something to eat!!!!!
Happy Halloween!!!! <(**)>
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2.2/5 (27 votes)

Submitted by: babijewel821
Gone to eat rat tails and goat blood....MMMMM mighty tasty! Anyway, be back when i'm done.
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1.7/5 (28 votes)

Submitted by: SugarLover
The door is a ringin and the kids are yell'n, be back when I'm done givin the lil s**ts their candy!! :>
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2.3/5 (28 votes)

Submitted by: bballr4l1fe
I'm away carving a pumpkin on my face, Happy Halloween.
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2.7/5 (29 votes)

Submitted by: Z
I'm away poisoning candy right now, ttul8r when I'm finished.
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2.2/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: Jon
So you ring my doorbell thinking I'm going to give you candy?? Well, I have some candy right here, and IT'S ALL FOR ME!! MWA-HA-HA-HA!!!
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2.1/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: PartyTime101
I'm dressed as hannibal and out trying to eat my neighbor, bbl
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2.5/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: kris8089
Candy is Sweet, Carmel Apples are Sour, and I'm gonna be gone eating these for more than an hour!
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2.8/5 (31 votes)

Submitted by: HalloweenHottie
Sure, I invited him in. And, sure, I served him dinner. How was I to know that garlic chicken wasn't his favorite dish, officer, because he really didn't say much before he burst into ash.
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2.8/5 (31 votes)

Submitted by: Goofy
BRB goulz n guyz, I'm at my local graveyard helping the dead roam the earth! Happy Halloween!
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1.8/5 (33 votes)

Submitted by: roxygurlie18241

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