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Halloween - A day of legal extortion
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2.6/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: Sixpennyclown
I'm away carving my face on a pumpkin, brb.
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2.2/5 (27 votes)

Submitted by: CRAZYKID
Trick*or*treat
smell my feet
don't count on me giving you something to eat!!!!!
Happy Halloween!!!! <(**)>
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2.2/5 (27 votes)

Submitted by: babijewel821
Gone to eat rat tails and goat blood....MMMMM mighty tasty! Anyway, be back when i'm done.
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1.7/5 (28 votes)

Submitted by: SugarLover
The door is a ringin and the kids are yell'n, be back when I'm done givin the lil s**ts their candy!! :>
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2.3/5 (28 votes)

Submitted by: bballr4l1fe
I'm away carving a pumpkin on my face, Happy Halloween.
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2.7/5 (29 votes)

Submitted by: Z
I'm away poisoning candy right now, ttul8r when I'm finished.
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2.2/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: Jon
So you ring my doorbell thinking I'm going to give you candy?? Well, I have some candy right here, and IT'S ALL FOR ME!! MWA-HA-HA-HA!!!
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2.1/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: PartyTime101
I'm dressed as hannibal and out trying to eat my neighbor, bbl
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2.5/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: kris8089
Candy is Sweet, Carmel Apples are Sour, and I'm gonna be gone eating these for more than an hour!
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2.8/5 (31 votes)

Submitted by: HalloweenHottie
Sure, I invited him in. And, sure, I served him dinner. How was I to know that garlic chicken wasn't his favorite dish, officer, because he really didn't say much before he burst into ash.
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2.8/5 (31 votes)

Submitted by: Goofy
BRB goulz n guyz, I'm at my local graveyard helping the dead roam the earth! Happy Halloween!
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1.8/5 (33 votes)

Submitted by: roxygurlie18241

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