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Category: Ponder
Message: If Your parents had never had children then it's very unlikely that you will.
Submitted By: Fussybritches862

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Out being a ghost.
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3.3/5 (116 votes)

Submitted by: steamers
I'm trick or treating on the highway dressed as a deer;)
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3.6/5 (197 votes)

Submitted by: sk8terpunk1014
I'm away poisoning candy right now, ttul8r when I'm finished.
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2.2/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: Jon
Trick or treat I got some s**t for you to eat.
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2.6/5 (46 votes)

Submitted by: Marcie
My parents will not let me go trick or treating this year, so I'm outside scaring little kids to make them drop there bags of candy ... mwah ha ha ha ... and if your here when I get back I may share my candy with you!!!
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3.6/5 (139 votes)

Submitted by: pepsigurl022
Question: Why can't boy ghosts have babies?? Answer: Because they have hollow weenies!!
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3.4/5 (141 votes)

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Trick or Treat leave me a message oh so sweet.
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2.9/5 (37 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Trick~or~Treat, smell my feet, leave a message at the beep...
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3.7/5 (109 votes)

Submitted by: EK9192
HEY! I'm giving candy to the cute little trick-or-treaters... I didn't mean to scare them... I swear...
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2.0/5 (34 votes)

Submitted by: LIL14U
Trick*or*treat
smell my feet
don't count on me giving you something to eat!!!!!
Happy Halloween!!!! <(**)>
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2.2/5 (27 votes)

Submitted by: babijewel821
Gone to eat rat tails and goat blood....MMMMM mighty tasty! Anyway, be back when i'm done.
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1.7/5 (28 votes)

Submitted by: SugarLover
I'm away from my computer right now, getting ready for Halloween. Naw wait, all I gotta do is get outta the shower and put on my clothes. Then I'm ready to scare lil kids outta thier minds!!! :-) HaPPy HaLLoWeeN!!
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2.3/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: BHSGoth2007

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