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Message: I'm running around naked because I don't have any clean clothes. If you need me, come visit me in the laundry room %n.
Submitted By: sehbub

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Halloween, Helping Freaks Out Of The Closet Since 1313!
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3.4/5 (49 votes)

Submitted by: Peircingsrfun
I'm away carving a pumpkin on my face, Happy Halloween.
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2.7/5 (29 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Halloween is really about letting the ugly people feel like they fit in for one of the 365 days of the year! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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4.0/5 (252 votes)

Submitted by: Jeebusllama
Halloween - A day of legal extortion
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2.6/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: Sixpennyclown
So you ring my doorbell thinking I'm going to give you candy?? Well, I have some candy right here, and IT'S ALL FOR ME!! MWA-HA-HA-HA!!!
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2.1/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: PartyTime101
Some ppl think they're too old to go out trick or treating. I may qualify for being too old but HECK what other time of the year does anybody give you free candy??? I'm out trick or treating aight?
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3.1/5 (52 votes)

Submitted by: **sweetie**
Halloween costume-$20 Red Contacts-$15 The look of fear and impending doom on your party guest's faces when they realize that you REALLY are the devil and you WILL take their souls... PRICELESS
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3.5/5 (137 votes)

Submitted by: PaNtHeRcHiCk
Sure, I invited him in. And, sure, I served him dinner. How was I to know that garlic chicken wasn't his favorite dish, officer, because he really didn't say much before he burst into ash.
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2.8/5 (31 votes)

Submitted by: Goofy
Candy is Sweet, Carmel Apples are Sour, and I'm gonna be gone eating these for more than an hour!
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2.8/5 (31 votes)

Submitted by: HalloweenHottie
How do we know Halloween pumpkins are male? Their heads are empty, they have mush for brains, and after a few days they start to smell funny!!
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3.8/5 (330 votes)

Submitted by: Rachy3348
Hey I will be back asap, Vampires, Warewolves and Zombies are chasing me and if you have any garlic, silver, stakes, or shotguns come help quick.....other wise call 911.
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2.6/5 (43 votes)

Submitted by: Compactdisc13
Halloween
1. It's a way for kids to get free candy so they can stay up all night and annoy the crap out of thier parents.
2.It's an excuss for for adults to scare the crap out of kids.
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3.5/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: wedwigzgrl

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