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Some ppl think they're too old to go out trick or treating. I may qualify for being too old but HECK what other time of the year does anybody give you free candy??? I'm out trick or treating aight?
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Submitted by: **sweetie** |
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I found the best costume for Halloween... I'm going to be %n, I am out testing my new costume, be back later.
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3.1/5 (46 votes)
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Submitted by: Actress4life |
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Trick or Treat leave me a message oh so sweet.
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2.9/5 (37 votes)
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Submitted by: Z |
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Halloween, it is kind of like a crime... you go out at night to take people's candy. So I guess I'm out being a criminal.
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2.9/5 (42 votes)
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Submitted by: XoXCutie1234 |
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Candy is Sweet, Carmel Apples are Sour, and I'm gonna be gone eating these for more than an hour!
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2.8/5 (31 votes)
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Submitted by: HalloweenHottie |
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Sure, I invited him in. And, sure, I served him dinner. How was I to know that garlic chicken wasn't his favorite dish, officer, because he really didn't say much before he burst into ash.
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2.8/5 (31 votes)
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Submitted by: Goofy |
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I'm away carving a pumpkin on my face, Happy Halloween.
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2.7/5 (29 votes)
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Submitted by: Z |
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Hey I will be back asap, Vampires, Warewolves and Zombies are chasing me and if you have any garlic, silver, stakes, or shotguns come help quick.....other wise call 911.
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2.6/5 (43 votes)
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Submitted by: Compactdisc13 |
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Trick or treat I got some s**t for you to eat.
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2.6/5 (46 votes)
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Submitted by: Marcie |
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OMG! That mask you're wearing is going to be a tough competition for Halloween! I'm going to find one that is uglier and scarier! Oh, woops! Sorry I forgot that's your face!
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2.6/5 (82 votes)
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Submitted by: MollySmurfy |
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Halloween - A day of legal extortion
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2.6/5 (18 votes)
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Submitted by: Sixpennyclown |
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I'm dressed as hannibal and out trying to eat my neighbor, bbl
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2.5/5 (30 votes)
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Submitted by: kris8089 |
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