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Category: Christmas
Message: ~*~If I had a snowflake for every reason why I love you, the whole world would be full of snowflakes~*~
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Crap I farted again and I'll do it again!
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1.9/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: kristeb21
Hold on I got a boogie...
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2.2/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: boogieshutur
SORRY I SPRONG A LEEK ON YOUR BED
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2.5/5 (61 votes)

Submitted by: JeremyFLowengard
Peeing my name in the snow......
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3.2/5 (63 votes)

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Life is like throw up, it comes in many colors. Brown, green, and sometimes even red.
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1.9/5 (64 votes)

Submitted by: ilikepuppies
My mom always told me not to eat yellow snow...
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2.5/5 (66 votes)

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Eating...........my toenails
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1.9/5 (74 votes)

Submitted by: thatsurfrguy145
My teacher said "What's the most sexual thing on your body?" Your mom immedialtly yelled out "MY BOOBS!!!"
the teacher said "no it's your brain!"
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2.8/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: Stoopidguy343434
Why is there string on the end of a tampon?.....to floss when you're done eating.
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2.9/5 (89 votes)

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Playing a game of "bad baby"....think about that one! :-)
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2.6/5 (129 votes)

Submitted by: jayjobo
Do you know what hershey's chocolate really is? well, it's poop from someone's butt!
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1.7/5 (143 votes)

Submitted by: pinkladyjanerose
Doing my MANWHORE duties
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2.9/5 (146 votes)

Submitted by: erick4789234789237

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