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Message: Step by step, heart to heart, left right left
We all fall down
Step by step, heart to heart, left right left
We all fall down like toy soldiers
Bit by bit torn apart We never win
But the battle wages on for LOVE !!!
Submitted By: Seba641

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I'm out like a boner in sweatpants!
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3.8/5 (636 votes)

Submitted by: derrick67538
I shat myself.
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2.9/5 (208 votes)

Submitted by: prg146
Gone, like your moms virginity
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3.4/5 (416 votes)

Submitted by: Z
I be 6U be 9Together we be 69I eat yours and you eat mineTogether we be just fine!
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2.6/5 (205 votes)

Submitted by: fOxYbLoNdE099 (im me now)
Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck, he looks like a broken condom.
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3.4/5 (386 votes)

Submitted by: me
Condoms ~ they're the hula-hoops of the future
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2.9/5 (163 votes)

Submitted by: Jack S
If I was a woman, every time I had to go to the gynecologist, Id fake an orgasm.
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3.5/5 (294 votes)

Submitted by: CyrusArtimus
If I could be an instrument, I would be a french horn, so all the girls could blow me.....
  • Currently 3.72/5
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3.7/5 (430 votes)

Submitted by: still fly mbp
I'm having sex right now, I hope I never get back to you
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3.2/5 (345 votes)

Submitted by: the guy
OH GROSS! I just sneezed all over the computer screen and it will take me a few minutes to clean it off!
  • Currently 1.78/5
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1.8/5 (309 votes)

Submitted by: Powerchickhead
I can't believe how hard it is. I just took it out of there...I didn't know its suppose to look like that...I thought boogers were suppose to be slimy!!!....HAHA
  • Currently 2.20/5
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2.2/5 (196 votes)

Submitted by: Jennyfur18
I'm out... just like a piece of poo that comes out of my crack... eww
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1.2/5 (742 votes)

Submitted by: liltessier24

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