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I'm out like a boner in sweatpants!
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3.8/5 (636 votes)
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Submitted by: derrick67538 |
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I shat myself.
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2.9/5 (208 votes)
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Submitted by: prg146 |
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Gone, like your moms virginity
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3.4/5 (416 votes)
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Submitted by: Z |
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I be 6U be 9Together we be 69I eat yours and you eat mineTogether we be just fine!
- Currently 2.60/5
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2.6/5 (205 votes)
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Submitted by: fOxYbLoNdE099 (im me now) |
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Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck, he looks like a broken condom.
- Currently 3.40/5
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3.4/5 (386 votes)
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Submitted by: me |
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Condoms ~ they're the hula-hoops of the future
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2.9/5 (163 votes)
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Submitted by: Jack S |
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If I was a woman, every time I had to go to the gynecologist, I’d fake an orgasm.
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3.5/5 (294 votes)
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Submitted by: CyrusArtimus |
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If I could be an instrument, I would be a french horn, so all the girls could blow me.....
- Currently 3.72/5
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3.7/5 (430 votes)
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Submitted by: still fly mbp |
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I'm having sex right now, I hope I never get back to you
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3.2/5 (345 votes)
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Submitted by: the guy |
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OH GROSS! I just sneezed all over the computer screen and it will take me a few minutes to clean it off!
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1.8/5 (309 votes)
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Submitted by: Powerchickhead |
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I can't believe how hard it is. I just took it out of there...I didn't know its suppose to look like that...I thought boogers were suppose to be slimy!!!....HAHA
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2.2/5 (197 votes)
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Submitted by: Jennyfur18 |
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I'm out... just like a piece of poo that comes out of my crack... eww
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1.2/5 (742 votes)
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Submitted by: liltessier24 |
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