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Message: I'm tuggin at my hair, I'm pullin on my clothes, I'm tryin to keep my cool, I know it shows. I'm starin' at my feet, my cheeks are turning red, I'm trying to find the words inside my head. And I'm feelin nervous, trying to be so perfect, cuz I know you're worth it, you're worth it, yeah...If I could say what I wanna say, I'd say I wanna blow you awya. Be with you every night, am I squeezin you too tight? If I could say what I wanna see, I wanna see you go down on one knee, marry me today, I guess I'm wisin my life away, these things I'll never say. ~~Things I'll Never Say
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Eating...........my toenails
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1.9/5 (74 votes)

Submitted by: thatsurfrguy145
Why is there string on the end of a tampon?.....to floss when you're done eating.
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2.9/5 (89 votes)

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Life is like throw up, it comes in many colors. Brown, green, and sometimes even red.
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1.9/5 (64 votes)

Submitted by: ilikepuppies
A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.
The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?"
The husband replies, "Autumn."
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4.1/5 (173 votes)

Submitted by: Dulce Chica
My mom always told me not to eat yellow snow...
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2.5/5 (66 votes)

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There was a old couple laying in bed ...the old man farts...then the lady said what was that he said fart football! so two mins later she blows a big one! they laugh ..like 5 mins later he farts, but just a little squeaker, ..then all of a suden the lady farts and poops in the bed and the man said ..what the hell was that..she said half time...switch sides!
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3.6/5 (159 votes)

Submitted by: u dont kno me
Hold on I got a boogie...
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2.2/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: boogieshutur
Do you know what hershey's chocolate really is? well, it's poop from someone's butt!
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1.7/5 (143 votes)

Submitted by: pinkladyjanerose
SORRY I SPRONG A LEEK ON YOUR BED
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2.5/5 (61 votes)

Submitted by: JeremyFLowengard
Crap I farted again and I'll do it again!
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1.9/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: kristeb21
Peeing my name in the snow......
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3.2/5 (63 votes)

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My teacher said "What's the most sexual thing on your body?" Your mom immedialtly yelled out "MY BOOBS!!!"
the teacher said "no it's your brain!"
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2.8/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: Stoopidguy343434

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