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Message: I can talk right now cuz I'm in Afghanistan playing don't drop the hand grenade with Usama Bin Laden.
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I'm having sex right now, I hope I never get back to you
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3.2/5 (345 votes)

Submitted by: the guy
Peeing my name in the snow......
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3.2/5 (63 votes)

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Yeah, Its time for my daily Cock Pushups. For those of you who don't exactly know what a Cock Pushup is... It's when you friggin lay down flat on the ground and let your boner lift you up off the ground over and over again... it really strengthens the weiner musclesPeace Im out
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3.1/5 (514 votes)

Submitted by: Rage in a Cage
Condoms ~ they're the hula-hoops of the future
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2.9/5 (163 votes)

Submitted by: Jack S
Doing my MANWHORE duties
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2.9/5 (146 votes)

Submitted by: erick4789234789237
I shat myself.
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2.9/5 (208 votes)

Submitted by: prg146
Why is there string on the end of a tampon?.....to floss when you're done eating.
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2.9/5 (89 votes)

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If you think she's spunky, betta cover your monkey!
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2.8/5 (148 votes)

Submitted by: babyboo21x
My teacher said "What's the most sexual thing on your body?" Your mom immedialtly yelled out "MY BOOBS!!!"
the teacher said "no it's your brain!"
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2.8/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: Stoopidguy343434
My name is Steve Stiffler and I have an 11 inch penis.....around. Think about it
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2.7/5 (218 votes)

Submitted by: AF6837
Playing a game of "bad baby"....think about that one! :-)
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2.6/5 (129 votes)

Submitted by: jayjobo
I be 6U be 9Together we be 69I eat yours and you eat mineTogether we be just fine!
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2.6/5 (205 votes)

Submitted by: fOxYbLoNdE099 (im me now)



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