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A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.
The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?"
The husband replies, "Autumn."
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Submitted by: Dulce Chica |
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What sexual position produces the ugliest children? ASK YOUR MOM!! haha //leave a message
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Submitted by: none |
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Random Erection...Walking it off
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Submitted by: spicrus69 |
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I'm out like a boner in sweatpants!
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Submitted by: derrick67538 |
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If I could be an instrument, I would be a french horn, so all the girls could blow me.....
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Submitted by: still fly mbp |
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There was a old couple laying in bed ...the old man farts...then the lady said what was that he said fart football! so two mins later she blows a big one! they laugh ..like 5 mins later he farts, but just a little squeaker, ..then all of a suden the lady farts and poops in the bed and the man said ..what the hell was that..she said half time...switch sides!
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Submitted by: u dont kno me |
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If I was a woman, every time I had to go to the gynecologist, I’d fake an orgasm.
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Submitted by: CyrusArtimus |
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Gone, like your moms virginity
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Submitted by: Z |
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Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck, he looks like a broken condom.
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Submitted by: me |
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I had a dream I was eating chocolate pudding then woke up with a spoon in my.......
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Submitted by: jayjobo |
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Deck the halls, bye bye great falls. Wipe my ass and lick my balls! It's Stiffler time baby!
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Submitted by: AF6837 |
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The only reason that I sleep at night is becuase I look forward to morning wood.
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3.3/5 (249 votes)
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Submitted by: Oldsk00l123 |
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