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Message: Yankee Doodle went to town ridin in a toyota be back later when I fetch some motor oil
Submitted By: BRAT4EVER128

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HEY %n! I'm not here because I went to go change my...uh..wait..that's a little to much info there..how bout,"I'm goin to get a new p..." no..that's a little more then you wanted to know...how bout..OH! that's good...here we go..how bout,"I'm going to get a new, "napkin". yup...that's it...
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3.0/5 (682 votes)

Submitted by: PMS
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright
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3.9/5 (657 votes)

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Boys are like a box of chocolates...You never know which one has nuts!!! :-p
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3.8/5 (656 votes)

Submitted by: ashl3ymar!3
Should I smile cause were friends or should I cry cause I know thats all we will ever be
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4.2/5 (652 votes)

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Many guys will catch your eye.......but only a few will catch your heart
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4.2/5 (553 votes)

Submitted by: xohottxstuffxo13
He broke my heart, so I broke his jaw.
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3.8/5 (539 votes)

Submitted by: butterflylvr10
Boys are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
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3.1/5 (535 votes)

Submitted by: Sportychick
When God made girls He was so proud. When God made boys He was so upset. When God made me He was just showing off!
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3.6/5 (518 votes)

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If Guyz Had Their Periods They Would Brag About How Big Their TAMPONS Were....:)
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3.8/5 (493 votes)

Submitted by: **Jay**
Men are like a pack of cards... you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to beat them, and a spade to bury the body!
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4.1/5 (458 votes)

Submitted by: **babe**
Boys suck...especially on days that end with a "y"
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3.3/5 (457 votes)

Submitted by: WereWolf6398
* With a wink of my eye, and a kiss from my lips, this little hotttie, is out like this *
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3.5/5 (438 votes)

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