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HEY %n! I'm not here because I went to go change my...uh..wait..that's a little to much info there..how bout,"I'm goin to get a new p..." no..that's a little more then you wanted to know...how bout..OH! that's good...here we go..how bout,"I'm going to get a new, "napkin". yup...that's it...
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3.0/5 (682 votes)
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Submitted by: PMS |
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I hate thongs, I mean come on, who needs to floss their ass?
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3.5/5 (702 votes)
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Submitted by: Austin_Luver |
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Hey I'm out,
Leave a messege after the period
......... lol...
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2.4/5 (747 votes)
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I'm sweet like sugar,
soft like suede,
but unlike nintendo,
I never get played
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4.0/5 (777 votes)
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Submitted by: resqhero911 |
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God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls can flirt
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4.0/5 (782 votes)
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Submitted by: kiss69flirt |
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I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the rest of the guys, take a number and wait in line!
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4.0/5 (789 votes)
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Submitted by: Ava7 |
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Friends are forever, and Guys are whatever ... But when worse comes to worse ... My GIRLS Come First!
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4.1/5 (886 votes)
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Cute enough to make you look twice,
Sweet enough but not too nice,
A lil crazy but not too wild,
The kinda girl that'll make you smile
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4.2/5 (1142 votes)
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Submitted by: coolkid00 |
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Guys are like public toilets ~~~ They are either taken or full of crap!
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4.2/5 (1208 votes)
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Submitted by: i mda besd |
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God made man before women because you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.
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4.2/5 (1276 votes)
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Submitted by: ~Smile~ |
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When a guy calls you hott hes looking at ure body
when a guy calls you pretty hes looking at your face
when a guy calls you beautiful hes looking at your heart
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4.5/5 (1528 votes)
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Submitted by: skittlesgoweeeee |
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"Wait for the boy who will drop everything for you at any time of the day just to see you. Wait for the boy that will make an ordinary moment seem magical. Wait for the boy that you can't help but smile when you see, and when he smiles, you know he needs you. Wait for the boy who will be your best friend. the one who wants to show you off to the world even in your sweats with no make up...but most of all, wait for the boy who will put you in the center of the universe, because he is obviously the center of yours."
- Currently 4.33/5
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4.3/5 (1580 votes)
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Submitted by: wlv |
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