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Category: Christmas
Message: If Santa really knows if I have been naughty or nice; then he sure is going to have alot of dirt on me!
Submitted By: MrRichdawg815

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It's that time of the month and going online would be the last place i'd want to be right now so if you don't have to worry about maxipads and underwire...... GO TO HELL!!!
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3.0/5 (434 votes)

Submitted by: Bluehunny33
* With a wink of my eye, and a kiss from my lips, this little hotttie, is out like this *
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3.5/5 (438 votes)

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Boys suck...especially on days that end with a "y"
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3.3/5 (457 votes)

Submitted by: WereWolf6398
Men are like a pack of cards... you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to beat them, and a spade to bury the body!
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4.1/5 (458 votes)

Submitted by: **babe**
If Guyz Had Their Periods They Would Brag About How Big Their TAMPONS Were....:)
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3.8/5 (493 votes)

Submitted by: **Jay**
When God made girls He was so proud. When God made boys He was so upset. When God made me He was just showing off!
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3.6/5 (518 votes)

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Boys are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
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3.1/5 (535 votes)

Submitted by: Sportychick
He broke my heart, so I broke his jaw.
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3.8/5 (539 votes)

Submitted by: butterflylvr10
Many guys will catch your eye.......but only a few will catch your heart
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4.2/5 (553 votes)

Submitted by: xohottxstuffxo13
Should I smile cause were friends or should I cry cause I know thats all we will ever be
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4.2/5 (652 votes)

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Boys are like a box of chocolates...You never know which one has nuts!!! :-p
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3.8/5 (656 votes)

Submitted by: ashl3ymar!3
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright
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3.9/5 (657 votes)

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