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~* Im sorry but your favorite person in the world is busy with something else at the moment if you please leave a message she will come back and talk to you right away*~.....ThanK you.....( I may not be your favorite but a girl can dream right?)...IM ME..
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3.4/5 (315 votes)
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Submitted by: jgchicagrl |
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I hate thongs, I mean come on, who needs to floss their ass?
- Currently 3.52/5
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3.5/5 (702 votes)
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Submitted by: Austin_Luver |
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Much money...good boy, no money...good bye
- Currently 3.02/5
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3.0/5 (395 votes)
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Submitted by: Xtina |
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Friends are forever, and Guys are whatever ... But when worse comes to worse ... My GIRLS Come First!
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4.1/5 (886 votes)
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Cute enough to make you look twice,
Sweet enough but not too nice,
A lil crazy but not too wild,
The kinda girl that'll make you smile
- Currently 4.21/5
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4.2/5 (1142 votes)
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Submitted by: coolkid00 |
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God made man before women because you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.
- Currently 4.20/5
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4.2/5 (1276 votes)
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Submitted by: ~Smile~ |
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* With a wink of my eye, and a kiss from my lips, this little hotttie, is out like this *
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3.5/5 (438 votes)
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Booty Shaking,
Heart Breaking,
Mad Hott,
Never Stop,
Short Skirt,
Love to Flirt,
Tight Jeans,
Very Mean,
High Class,
Nice Ass,
Shakin Thys,
Candy Eyes,
Lucious Lips,
Killer Kiss,
Tell me can you handle this?
So with an X & O I'm out like Whoa~
- Currently 4.34/5
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4.3/5 (2799 votes)
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Submitted by: lilbaby2166 |
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Boys suck...especially on days that end with a "y"
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3.3/5 (457 votes)
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Submitted by: WereWolf6398 |
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HEY %n! I'm not here because I went to go change my...uh..wait..that's a little to much info there..how bout,"I'm goin to get a new p..." no..that's a little more then you wanted to know...how bout..OH! that's good...here we go..how bout,"I'm going to get a new, "napkin". yup...that's it...
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3.0/5 (682 votes)
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Submitted by: PMS |
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Hey I'm out,
Leave a messege after the period
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2.4/5 (747 votes)
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Men have feelings too but who really Cares!?
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3.0/5 (359 votes)
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Submitted by: r0ckinggrl14 |
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