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Category: Gross
Message: Heres a lil song for yea ;)! Old Mcdonald sittin on bench picking his butt with a monkey wrench missed his butt and hit his balls peeded all over his overalls went to the creek to wash them off big fish came and bit them off went to the doctor an he said soory sir but your balls are dead. :D
Submitted By: JustinsBabyGurlLife

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Guts will get you so far, then they will get you killed. I might be in the process of getting killed right now! leave one for my next life ( I'm hoping I will be a fly!)
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2.4/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: cheese is go0d
I'm not here right now. I am programming my computer so that every time %n comes on they will be insulted by me.
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2.3/5 (59 votes)

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I'm programming, and pop up windows bother me.
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2.7/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: J
I think %n fell out of the "geek" tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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2.3/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: Feistybballplaya
Sorry I can't find my spectacles.
I will come back when I find them.
If you have something important to tell me please leave a message.
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2.1/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: not tellin
I lost my pocket protector....I'll be back later when I find it.
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2.7/5 (78 votes)

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I have found the error in the Scientific Method!!! I am the most genious genios in the world! With my new found thery, I SHALL RULE THE WORLD! ::::Evil laughter:::: If you didn't understand my intense founding, then here it is in idiot: I am off trying to take over the world. I am away from my computer. Leave a message if you want to. If it is an emergency then call 911. & for science's sake leave me & my experimentations alone!;)
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2.4/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: Endoplasmic Reticulumn
Goto=hell do while hell=hot { you=burninginHell + 1 if burninginHell=infinity || hell=cold endif loop
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2.2/5 (93 votes)

Submitted by: i dunno
Sorry I dont have any T^4 for U right now so you can call me or wait a few. (Time 4U)
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2.6/5 (101 votes)

Submitted by: ~~Meggie~~
I am a geek...nuff said. :-P
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2.0/5 (109 votes)

Submitted by: EvilB
If I was a bird than I could fly.
If I didn't have any friends then I would cry.
If I was a super hero then I would fight crime.
And if I were a computer geek then I would be playing a game...
Well I guess I am a geek cause right now I'm playing a game but it's a really cool game, seriously, really it is.
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2.7/5 (122 votes)

Submitted by: chickensaver06
You have reached an imaginary Screen name. Please rotate your keyboard 2.71/pi radians and try again.
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3.3/5 (123 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118

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