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Message: I'm doing something really important right now. I'm spinning in my computer chair, be with you when I can see straight again......"PLease stop the room from spinning, I'd like to get off
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You're such a geek. Why waste 10.4 seconds of your life IMing me when I am away?
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3.9/5 (140 votes)

Submitted by: jnj0595
I'm programming, and pop up windows bother me.
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2.7/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: J
Congrats you are the 1000 person to see my away message
If u want to get your free prize, heres the link to my web site
1st press and hold CTRL
2nd press and hold ALT
3rd press Delete
4th do this 5 times really fast!
Then press Enter 3 times.
If this doesnt work then someone stole your prize, sorry.
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3.9/5 (1157 votes)

Submitted by: BasketBallJonezX
I'm out with my Chess Gang. Yeah, I'm in a gang... I do what I want.
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4.1/5 (975 votes)

Submitted by: WaLieN
Keyboard Error: Keyboard Not Found: Press F1 To Continue.
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3.3/5 (233 votes)

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I am calcuating how many seconds a bumble bee flaps its wings when getting hit by a moving object going 25 mph.
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3.0/5 (145 votes)

Submitted by: jesse h.
I think %n fell out of the "geek" tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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2.3/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: Feistybballplaya
I am currently programming right now, that != talking to you :-P
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1.8/5 (146 votes)

Submitted by: Z
It's merely symptomatic of our post modern on ways, there are no obsolutes, unless you percieve our world as meaningless, when it's really your own freedom you detain.....when you figure out what this means...I MIGHT..get back to you
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3.0/5 (130 votes)

Submitted by: Mikeyikerz
If I was a bird than I could fly.
If I didn't have any friends then I would cry.
If I was a super hero then I would fight crime.
And if I were a computer geek then I would be playing a game...
Well I guess I am a geek cause right now I'm playing a game but it's a really cool game, seriously, really it is.
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2.7/5 (122 votes)

Submitted by: chickensaver06
I'm programming which means i'd rather talk to my computer than you!
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3.0/5 (150 votes)

Submitted by: jayjobo
I'm playing with my TI-83 plus silver edition with 82 megabytes of memory, after that I'm gonna go talk to my girlfriends (one's my online gf and the other's imaginary), after that I'm gonna go see a movie with my best friends, my math and science teachers P.S. I don't care what people say, pocket protecors and pokemon and star trek are cool stuff!
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3.0/5 (210 votes)

Submitted by: big wiener

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