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Message: If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress?
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I am writing a program that will blow up %n's computer...mwahahahahaha
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Submitted by: ihavetopeenow
I am calcuating how many seconds a bumble bee flaps its wings when getting hit by a moving object going 25 mph.
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3.0/5 (145 votes)

Submitted by: jesse h.
I lost my pocket protector....I'll be back later when I find it.
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2.7/5 (78 votes)

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If I was a bird than I could fly.
If I didn't have any friends then I would cry.
If I was a super hero then I would fight crime.
And if I were a computer geek then I would be playing a game...
Well I guess I am a geek cause right now I'm playing a game but it's a really cool game, seriously, really it is.
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2.7/5 (122 votes)

Submitted by: chickensaver06
I'm programming, and pop up windows bother me.
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2.7/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: J
Sorry I dont have any T^4 for U right now so you can call me or wait a few. (Time 4U)
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2.6/5 (101 votes)

Submitted by: ~~Meggie~~
Guts will get you so far, then they will get you killed. I might be in the process of getting killed right now! leave one for my next life ( I'm hoping I will be a fly!)
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2.4/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: cheese is go0d
I have found the error in the Scientific Method!!! I am the most genious genios in the world! With my new found thery, I SHALL RULE THE WORLD! ::::Evil laughter:::: If you didn't understand my intense founding, then here it is in idiot: I am off trying to take over the world. I am away from my computer. Leave a message if you want to. If it is an emergency then call 911. & for science's sake leave me & my experimentations alone!;)
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2.4/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: Endoplasmic Reticulumn
I'm not here right now. I am programming my computer so that every time %n comes on they will be insulted by me.
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2.3/5 (59 votes)

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I think %n fell out of the "geek" tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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Submitted by: Feistybballplaya
Goto=hell do while hell=hot { you=burninginHell + 1 if burninginHell=infinity || hell=cold endif loop
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2.2/5 (93 votes)

Submitted by: i dunno
Sorry I can't find my spectacles.
I will come back when I find them.
If you have something important to tell me please leave a message.
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2.1/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: not tellin



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