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I'm out with my Chess Gang. Yeah, I'm in a gang... I do what I want.
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4.1/5 (969 votes)
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Submitted by: WaLieN |
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Congrats you are the 1000 person to see my away message
If u want to get your free prize, heres the link to my web site
1st press and hold CTRL
2nd press and hold ALT
3rd press Delete
4th do this 5 times really fast!
Then press Enter 3 times.
If this doesnt work then someone stole your prize, sorry.
- Currently 3.96/5
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4.0/5 (1153 votes)
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Submitted by: BasketBallJonezX |
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You're such a geek. Why waste 10.4 seconds of your life IMing me when I am away?
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3.9/5 (134 votes)
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Submitted by: jnj0595 |
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I'm a computer geek... and the computers idle. So basicly I'm sleeping or I died.
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3.8/5 (466 votes)
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Submitted by: Sexyskott |
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I'm out getting my suspenders hemmed.
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3.6/5 (282 votes)
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Submitted by: LaffyTaffyGirl5 |
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You have reached an imaginary Screen name. Please rotate your keyboard 2.71/pi radians and try again.
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3.3/5 (119 votes)
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Submitted by: ncjon118 |
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Keyboard Error: Keyboard Not Found: Press F1 To Continue.
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3.3/5 (230 votes)
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01001001 01100001 01101101 01101110 01101111 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 (this is binary for "I am not here")
- Currently 3.25/5
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3.2/5 (267 votes)
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Submitted by: ncjon118 |
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My computer is away from me at the moment.
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3.2/5 (220 votes)
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Submitted by: pinkpanther |
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I'm programming which means i'd rather talk to my computer than you!
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3.0/5 (148 votes)
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Submitted by: jayjobo |
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I'm playing with my TI-83 plus silver edition with 82 megabytes of memory, after that I'm gonna go talk to my girlfriends (one's my online gf and the other's imaginary), after that I'm gonna go see a movie with my best friends, my math and science teachers P.S. I don't care what people say, pocket protecors and pokemon and star trek are cool stuff!
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3.0/5 (209 votes)
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Submitted by: big wiener |
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It's merely symptomatic of our post modern on ways, there are no obsolutes, unless you percieve our world as meaningless, when it's really your own freedom you detain.....when you figure out what this means...I MIGHT..get back to you
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3.0/5 (128 votes)
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Submitted by: Mikeyikerz |
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