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Category: BlondeJoke
Message: Once there was a blonde a red head and a bernette who got stuck on a desserted island 10 miles away from land. One day the burmette said, "I can't take this anymore" and swam three miles then drowned. Then the red head said, "I can't take this anymore either" swam 5 miles then drowned. Then the blonde said "ummm ya me neither" swam 9 miles got tired and swam back.
Submitted By: clairebear

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The hardest thing is to watch the one you love, love a computer game.
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3.6/5 (131 votes)

Submitted by: sidekick
I'll BRB I'm playing ... *AW* ... a ... *OH*... game ... *EE*... Can't you tell?
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2.4/5 (86 votes)

Submitted by: Crzygrl184
Thanks Alot For IMing MeGame Over Thanks To U Get A Life Talking To YourSelf
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2.1/5 (80 votes)

Submitted by: not tellin
I'm playing a computer game right now. The only thing nerdier than that would be talking to %n
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3.3/5 (105 votes)

Submitted by: Tigerlillies85
I am not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up the whole screen.

Not really...just no one will talk to me cause im a loser :-(. I need a confidence booster...so why do you send me a message %n??
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2.1/5 (79 votes)

Submitted by: SHSrunner09
I am not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up the whole screen. Ok, no, I would really never say something like that, but I am playing a game so Iíll come back when I die or some special gets on wink, wink. ;-)
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2.4/5 (65 votes)

Submitted by: WeirdoGirl95
I'm playing three games. Mario has just fired a fireball into the corner pocket of the 16th green and you expect me to talk to you?! I have more important things like stomping on mushrooms with a pool stick that looks remarkably like a golf club! Oh well, FOUR in the corner pocket!
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3.4/5 (252 votes)

Submitted by: Anonymous
I am playing a computer game that is much more important then you will ever be, so remember your place and leave a message.
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3.7/5 (239 votes)

Submitted by: Gilmesh
Hey! I cannot talk right now because I am playing a computer game that is WAY better than talkin to you.
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2.6/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: SpoiledRotten618
I am not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up all my time...and practically the whole screen.
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2.6/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: Geno
I playing a game ... I'll be back when I win or lose... I sure hope it's not for money
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2.6/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: Emma
I am playing a game, but not a computer game, but a game with your head, using this away message.
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3.1/5 (128 votes)

Submitted by: bigjim22988

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