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Category: annoying
Message: Hey! I am away right now! Just leave me a message after the beep...............................peep (nope, not right)......keep (nope, not right again)...leap (nope).....sleep (not right)....teep (is that even a word?)....weep (not yet)....creep (hey, that's u!)....neap (neap tide?)....meep (nope).....sweep(naw)..............deep (close)....seep (closer)....i guess my machine isn't workin.....i just wasted a whole lot of your time...haha!
Submitted By: flirtybebe2

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Do Re Me Beer Dough: The stuff that buys me beer Ray: The guy who sells me beer Me: The one who drinks the beer Far: a long run to get the beer So: .I'll have another beer La: .I'll have another beer
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2.2/5 (90 votes)

Submitted by: GiggLeGirL 664
An error has occured in trying to IM (your sn) please restart your computer and try again. ~Natalie Owens
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2.8/5 (89 votes)

Submitted by: sportzbaby16
Screw Hotsauce...I'm the hottest stuff on this earth! ;-)
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2.6/5 (88 votes)

Submitted by: Bodaciousbabe304
Since the world is going to end in about 5 minutes..how bout me and you confess our love to each other and make love on my couch?
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2.8/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: ackerz99
Hey! What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen someone pick their nose before? Geez...give me some privacy
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2.6/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: me
~ HaTe ~ a SpEcIaL kInD oF lOvE gIvEn To PeOpLe ThAt SuCk
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3.0/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: bonbon
A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"
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2.4/5 (86 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
Play Boy has done Girls of Wal-Mart & Girls of McDonald's ... If playboy was to do a "Girls of My AIM Buddy List" ...Who would participate?
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2.5/5 (86 votes)

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Hey I'll be back when the time reaches 6:66 not to sure when that will be but I will be back whenever it happens I have been here for 3 days now and still no hope for the time, but I promise i'll be back whenever it reaches 6:66
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2.7/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: pTw0wNaG3
OuT oF mY mInD! Be BaCk In 5!
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2.2/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: Teen07Angel
Attention! Attention %n ! This is a National alert. Food was spilled from the cat bowl. We've sent out clean up teams to correct this mess. Hopefully we can do something about it. Before it's too late!
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2.5/5 (83 votes)

Submitted by: LunarLady799
The owner of this screen name is away from the computer right now; you are talking to their older brother; Please feel free to tell me all your juicy secrets though....
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2.9/5 (83 votes)

Submitted by: JennyVeed

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