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Suicide Hotline... please hold
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Submitted by: VMan25bv |
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I can talk right now cuz I'm in Afghanistan playing don't drop the hand grenade with Usama Bin Laden.
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2.9/5 (113 votes)
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Submitted by: Chris |
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hey %n I've got candy. Get into my van.
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3.0/5 (114 votes)
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Submitted by: SpoonSAvior7 |
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The zoo called....they want you back in the cages with the other monkeys!!
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3.0/5 (115 votes)
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Submitted by: meg |
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WHEN THE MULLET IS A ROCKIN..........DON'T COME A KNOCKIN!
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1.8/5 (115 votes)
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Submitted by: emgem07 |
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Brb...thinking of a funny away message...
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2.1/5 (115 votes)
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Submitted by: imthesamir |
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I still miss my ex, but I'm getting better at AIM!
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1.8/5 (115 votes)
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Submitted by: rednecksurfer202 |
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How do blind people find those dots for reading when they don't know where it is?
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2.9/5 (117 votes)
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Submitted by: MOO HA HA |
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Hey...I'd loved to chat and all, but I'm too busy chasing the furry little men around my room....
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3.2/5 (121 votes)
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Submitted by: HoneyGirlie352 |
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Two beers $7three margaritas $15four jello shots $20Taking home the girlwho drank all of the above....PRICELESS
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2.9/5 (123 votes)
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Submitted by: bombsaway003 |
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My dogs head is stuck in the door! Wait! I don't have a dog so once I figure out what is stuck in the door I'll get back to you.
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3.2/5 (123 votes)
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Submitted by: alicia vicia |
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OK here is how it is: You are not important enough for me to drop everything I'm doing and talk to you unless your MY BOO then I will drop everthing including my G-string and come talk to you! Luv ya sexy!
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2.5/5 (124 votes)
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Submitted by: NIKKI0930 |
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