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I went to Tickle a Pickle for a Nickle.
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Submitted by: Court |
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This is an alien being from XXXTTB23. I have been sent to earth in the form of an away message so that I might mate with your computers. You may not know it but as you read this, I am having sex with your computer.
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2.9/5 (107 votes)
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Submitted by: ncjon118 |
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I'm making out with some hott, random guy that showed up at my doorstep. So will ya give us a minute? Jeesh!!
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2.8/5 (107 votes)
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Submitted by: me |
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Downloading porn at 56K....SO BACK OFF
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2.7/5 (107 votes)
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Submitted by: ThaShizzit |
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Gone to watch %n through their window.
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3.1/5 (108 votes)
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Submitted by: caitlin |
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What if the hokey pokey is real? What's it all about? Will we have to turn ourselves around?
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2.6/5 (109 votes)
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Submitted by: KraziCutie37 |
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Email me at (email address) while I'm away with all emails including love letters and death threats...why is it I always get more death threats than love letters (c'mon people spread the love)
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2.9/5 (109 votes)
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Submitted by: UmdTerps2002 |
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I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!
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3.3/5 (110 votes)
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Submitted by: CMJenn7 |
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Only stalkers look at other people's away messages!
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3.1/5 (111 votes)
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Submitted by: Buttrflychicka69 |
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If you go to your friends house and ask were the bathroom is and they say down the hall second tree to the left They must be poor.
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2.5/5 (111 votes)
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Submitted by: serenity06981 |
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Lost my bikini top surfing the web... hold on while I go and find it!
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2.7/5 (113 votes)
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Submitted by: aibo244 |
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My dog ate my away message...
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2.8/5 (113 votes)
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Submitted by: weenkie67 |
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