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Category: Halloween
Message: My parents will not let me go trick or treating this year, so I'm outside scaring little kids to make them drop there bags of candy ... mwah ha ha ha ... and if your here when I get back I may share my candy with you!!!
Submitted By: pepsigurl022

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The owner of this screen name is away from the computer right now; you are talking to their older brother; Please feel free to tell me all your juicy secrets though....
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2.9/5 (83 votes)

Submitted by: JennyVeed
My pants are burning.....
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2.5/5 (83 votes)

Submitted by: bob
OuT oF mY mInD! Be BaCk In 5!
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2.2/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: Teen07Angel
Hey I'll be back when the time reaches 6:66 not to sure when that will be but I will be back whenever it happens I have been here for 3 days now and still no hope for the time, but I promise i'll be back whenever it reaches 6:66
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2.7/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: pTw0wNaG3
A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"
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2.4/5 (86 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
Play Boy has done Girls of Wal-Mart & Girls of McDonald's ... If playboy was to do a "Girls of My AIM Buddy List" ...Who would participate?
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2.5/5 (86 votes)

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Since the world is going to end in about 5 minutes..how bout me and you confess our love to each other and make love on my couch?
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2.8/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: ackerz99
Hey! What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen someone pick their nose before? Geez...give me some privacy
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2.6/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: me
~ HaTe ~ a SpEcIaL kInD oF lOvE gIvEn To PeOpLe ThAt SuCk
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3.0/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: bonbon
Screw Hotsauce...I'm the hottest stuff on this earth! ;-)
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2.6/5 (88 votes)

Submitted by: Bodaciousbabe304
An error has occured in trying to IM (your sn) please restart your computer and try again. ~Natalie Owens
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2.8/5 (89 votes)

Submitted by: sportzbaby16
Behold the mighty...chihuahua?
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2.4/5 (90 votes)

Submitted by: NSaNe QuAd RiDeR

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