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Hi... Now you say something !!:-D8-):-P
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Submitted by: s214 |
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Did anyone ever ask you if your fridge was running? Well someone just asked me, and now I'm running down the street trying to catch it. Be back as soon as I catch it and drag it back to my house. :-)
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Submitted by: Candy4Me123 |
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I am not here at the moment please leave a message after the beep.
shut the *BEEP* up!
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Submitted by: drucool |
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Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.
-Warning label on a fax machine
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Submitted by: ncjon118 |
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I am spinning in my computer chair, getting all dizy. Send a message to make this mayhem stop!
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Submitted by: SHSrunner09 |
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If the away message is a rockin...don't come a knockin!
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Submitted by: heda |
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Everyone always has those special, thoughtful, crackup, cleaver away messages that make you laugh or think so hard you are tempted to take it and use it for your own. This is mine. Be back later...
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Submitted by: KeesterWeester |
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Who are you? and why are you reading my Away Message?
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Submitted by: Z |
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Running around robbing banks all whacked out on scooby snacks.
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Submitted by: ncjon118 |
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Hey, did you hear that joke about the cat and the girl ?...... Yeah that was a great joke!
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2.0/5 (82 votes)
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Submitted by: pixistk111 |
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*POOF*^ Just Like that I'm gone ~!
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2.6/5 (82 votes)
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Submitted by: Birdie21 |
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Attention! Attention %n ! This is a National alert. Food was spilled from the cat bowl. We've sent out clean up teams to correct this mess. Hopefully we can do something about it. Before it's too late!
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2.5/5 (83 votes)
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Submitted by: LunarLady799 |
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