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On my way to my computer I went to sit down but missed the chair, fell on my head and dropped unconscious. And when I came to this away message came up. So leave a message. Oh, and can you tell %n that I found his underwear.
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hello %n, im a little busy, if it's an emergency, call 911
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Submitted by: username |
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Why go away from the computer? You want me to go outside?! There are bears outside!!!
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Out playing hide-and-go-seek with bin ladin...EVERYONE HELP ME FiND HIM!!!
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Submitted by: Z |
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Sometimes my mind wanders...but I can't get it back... Don't worry you can still talk to me.
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Nice Monologue %n .. Just Keep On...
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Submitted by: Yo1JG84 |
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Did you hear the joke about the guy who tried messaging %n, but all they got was an away message?
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Shhhhhh..........Im tring to avoid %n......dont tell them though.........OMG, how did you find me?!
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Submitted by: SweetnSassy977 |
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I'm away but if I told you were I was I would have to kill you buh bye!!
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Submitted by: nicole |
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I'm out like a dog in a chinese restaurant.
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Doing something, none of your business, stop IM'ing me!I said stop! Geez, bbl!
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Submitted by: justme |
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OMG! %n just ran into a pole...This may take a while......
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Submitted by: PinkLemonade |
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