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Category: Food
Message: What would I do without food? It is very prechious indeed. It is needed at many times,and sometimes it helps me suceed!
Pizza, Pie, and Carrots too, are all the foods I like to chew, So drop your hats and canes to...
because food is more important than YOU!
*Eatin some type of food right now*
Submitted By: Pinkle

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Submitted by: ncjon118
I was planning to take over the world, but I got distracted by something shiney...
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Submitted by: WereWolf6398
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Submitted by: mltrack87
If the ocean were vodka and I were a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and drink it all up. But the ocean's not vodka, and I'm not a duck, so pass me the bottle and lets get f**ked up!
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3.6/5 (633 votes)

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