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Category: Life
Message: Be careful of your thoughts, for your thoughts become your words.
Be careful of your words, for your words become your actions.
Be careful of your actions, for your actions become your habits.
Be careful of your habits, for your habits become your character.
Be careful of your character, for your character becomes your destiny.
Submitted By: JenAnne825

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I'm puttin on a clown suit and walkn up and down the street!!! This is a kodak..MOMENT!..
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2.8/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: KraziCutie37
I obviously have an away message up because I am ignoring you so why dont you give me a break and just leave me the hell alone!!! Thanks have a nice day.
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2.3/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: sexylilthang7118
If This Message Appears On Your Screen, You Win Our Famous 'I Want To Live In A Farm With Hens' Contest !!! Thanks For Playing %n This Moment Is In History It's %t And 2day Is %d
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2.1/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: Yo1JG84
I have fallen and I can't get up!
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2.2/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: Conor
I'm out...If you need to reach me call 1-800-I-Need-A-Life
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2.5/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: Coronababy
You have reached my AIM answering machine. Leave me a message. Your message is currently number 5852 and I will start answering messages from number one so please wait patiently until I get to you.~Beep~
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2.6/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: sweethottie0727
Hey %n! Sorry but I'm kinda busy lookin in your window. Talk to me when I get back to my computer.
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3.0/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: lilambert9
I am not here but if you would like to leave a message on my voice mail Press F1 then f8 and enter 13 times!!Thankz
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2.1/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: jo dan72
What do I look like, a news channel?
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2.4/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: OneMoreTimeSingr
I'm too sexy 4 IM, too sexy 4 IM, so sexy it hurts...Anyways im away.
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2.5/5 (74 votes)

Submitted by: jambagirl89
I want you..............I need you..............to leave a message
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2.3/5 (74 votes)

Submitted by: username
I'm busy right now, and if I tell you what I'm doing, then I'd have to kill you!!
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2.5/5 (75 votes)

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