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I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'
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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
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I Hate You! You Hate Me! Barney Tried To Harass Me! When He Pulled Down His Pants And Said Lets Play Sorry Barney I'm Not Gay!
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Submitted by: pixietink |
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You're not drunk if you can lay on the floor with out holding on...
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3.5/5 (405 votes)
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Submitted by: VMan25bv |
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I am away right now, so please leave your name, number, and a message, after you hear the tone...
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Submitted by: weenkie67 |
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Think about it? Will they ever give the Tricks bunny some cereal? " Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids!" or leave the leprochon alone?" they stole me lucky charms!" Life is just not fair! Even the bunnies get screwed!
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3.5/5 (420 votes)
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Submitted by: XoxJeSsIe21xoX |
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Let's dicuss right and left... you're right, I left! :-P
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3.6/5 (441 votes)
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Submitted by: s214 |
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If you sleep with a girl without protection, you're having sex with everyone your partner had sex with before. So if your girlfriend slept with a guy, who slept with your ex g/f, who you slept with, technically you could be screwing yourself.
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3.6/5 (445 votes)
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Submitted by: sanitysgstd099 |
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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
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Submitted by: ncjon118 |
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UUUUHHHHHHH I'M PATRICK...........You know I'm watching Spongebob silly.
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Procrastination is like masturbation...in the end you just end up screwing yourself.
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Sorry I am being Chased by 6 Penguins and they seem to want my ButterFinger but damnit they can't have it. So I will be back after I have run them over with my Barbie Car.
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3.5/5 (484 votes)
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Submitted by: Livy |
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