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This is a sad and funny away message. The sad thing is you're IMing me expecting me to read your message and return. The funny thing is that I'm at my computer desk laughing the whole thing up right now.
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Submitted by: buddahstheman3 |
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:-) :-) I smile because I don't know what's going on :-) :-)
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Submitted by: DownAzzChica4 |
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I'll be back when I can get my head from between the rail in my stair case.
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Are you too gullible? WE CAN HELP!! Send $1000 to...
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Submitted by: nikeryguy2001 |
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I'm not here right now but if the only reason you IMed me is to see my great away message from www.aimawaymessages.com then go ahead.
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Submitted by: meshell876 |
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There is a smurf at my door and i have many questions to ask him...like what color his face turns when he holds his breath...bb when i'm done!
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Submitted by: PinkVelvetStars - ashley |
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If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.
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I am right 90% of the time. So why worry about the other 3%?
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Submitted by: lumberfoot |
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Yankee Doodle went to town ridin on his mother every time he hit a bump he had another brother.
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Submitted by: MJA22488 |
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OHHH. Shiny object. So pretty............
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Submitted by: username |
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I'm having a karate competetion between me and the person on the other side of my mirror. Be back when I win.
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Tickets to a Brittney concert: $54hockey mask: $14a dozen eggs: $3egging America's pop-princess: priceless
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Submitted by: *TinK*__aka... stupidest! |
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