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I Put the FU in "fun"
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3.3/5 (226 votes)
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Submitted by: XxMessicanxX4225 |
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Hey, I don't know why this Away Message is on right now I just put it on. Good bye
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Inventions rejected:fireproof matches
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3.5/5 (231 votes)
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Submitted by: skiendog |
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I'm doing something really important right now. I'm spinning in my computer chair, be with you when I can see straight again......"PLease stop the room from spinning, I'd like to get off
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3.6/5 (235 votes)
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Submitted by: username |
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I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
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3.3/5 (237 votes)
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Submitted by: Luckyangel5346 |
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Monkey see,
Monkey do.
If I shut up,
Will you too?
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3.9/5 (237 votes)
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Submitted by: thegirlwhoknows |
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668-9911.......... thats the # to my eye doctor's office, because you can't see the YELLOW note pad in front of my s/n
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3.4/5 (246 votes)
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Submitted by: SexyAngel15253 |
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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
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3.3/5 (251 votes)
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Submitted by: ncjon118 |
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Right this minute I'm sniffing crack, Oh Sh*t!!!!! My nose is bleeding i'll brb.
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1.7/5 (255 votes)
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Submitted by: Zackman2k2 |
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I m a l i t t l e s p a c e d a t t h e m o m e n t b e b a c k w h e n i c a n p u l l m y s e l f b a c k t o g e t h e r
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3.3/5 (257 votes)
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Submitted by: nycutie1488 |
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Confusius say: Man who eat jelly beans fart in technicolor
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3.5/5 (267 votes)
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Submitted by: i am awesome |
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I hate it when someone asks me "If everyone else jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?" So, I'm on my way to go jump off a bridge because I wanted to be a trend setter and jump off the bridge first. I won't be jumping just because everyone else did!
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3.4/5 (268 votes)
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