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Message: I'm HOT, I'm NAKED, I'm RUBBING myself down ....... in the shower!!!
Submitted By: Kelli

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Hey %n, if I wanted to hear from an asshole right now then I would have farted!
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3.2/5 (195 votes)

Submitted by: ZeNis112
You have reached the reverend (yourscreenname's) confession hotline. Please leave your sin, and I'll get back to you with a penance. Remember that a confession doesn't count unless it's a vivid, detailed, blow-by-blow description of the sin. Thank you.
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3.2/5 (196 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
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3.4/5 (196 votes)

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Following the yellow brick road......Damn munchkins!
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3.2/5 (197 votes)

Submitted by: MonkeyBop
In my bed, care to join me?
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2.3/5 (197 votes)

Submitted by: StupidMonkey440
Shhh, I was never here...
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3.2/5 (201 votes)

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Mommie, is that you?
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1.8/5 (202 votes)

Submitted by: username
I just finished hanging a poster of %n over my bed, and now I am just praying that it will fall down on top of me.
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3.3/5 (204 votes)

Submitted by: phantomz45
ok ppl it's time to think outside the box this is the box [] u need to be here []

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1.8/5 (204 votes)

Submitted by: MeNv4LifE02
Talking to me while i'm away is like talking to a deaf person and expecting results.
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3.3/5 (205 votes)

Submitted by: Me
If you go to a costume party at your boss's house, wouldn't you think a good costume would be to dress up like the boss's wife? Trust me, it's not.
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3.3/5 (216 votes)

Submitted by: Moolins
I'm in the back yard hunting sharks.
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3.3/5 (221 votes)

Submitted by: VMan25bv

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