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Category: Sick
Message: Cough cough I'm so sick which stinks but I look at it this way, I get to miss a day of school!
Submitted By: lilhoppinbunny87

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Don't make me mad......I'm known to bite at random!!!
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3.1/5 (148 votes)

Submitted by: ***Mattzchica9***
HELP ME!!!!! I'M BEING CHASED BY A KILLER AFLAC DUCK. QUACK. HELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP
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2.7/5 (152 votes)

Submitted by: tomyboy2us
I'm bartending at an AA meeting..bbl
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3.2/5 (153 votes)

Submitted by: LckyCz7
I do what cheerios tell me.
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3.0/5 (153 votes)

Submitted by: OneiricChicka
Girls are like computers, they like to be turned on!!!
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3.0/5 (155 votes)

Submitted by: RJDalziel
Sry my cat has the mouse...........
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3.0/5 (156 votes)

Submitted by: cutie_cat237
If you are a hooker, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a girl, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
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3.1/5 (157 votes)

Submitted by: STARBuCkS 2K1 21
Chase a squirrel cause trees need hugs!
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3.2/5 (157 votes)

Submitted by: QtipsHurtMyBrain
Before you critize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you critize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes!
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3.0/5 (158 votes)

Submitted by: RoxyBarbie22
Alright 10% done. Now 20. Wow, I can't wait..... Wait it stopped...HEY! Why did you send me a message? I was waiting for that naked picture of Jennifer Lopez !
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1.7/5 (158 votes)

Submitted by: carguy
If you don't like me then screw YOU... But if you like me screw ME... hehe... brb
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3.1/5 (158 votes)

Submitted by: LiL DrEaMeRz 69
Standing on train tracks, don't worry, a train won't hi..
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3.4/5 (159 votes)

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