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Don't make me mad......I'm known to bite at random!!!
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3.1/5 (148 votes)
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Submitted by: ***Mattzchica9*** |
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HELP ME!!!!! I'M BEING CHASED BY A KILLER AFLAC DUCK. QUACK. HELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP
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Submitted by: tomyboy2us |
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I'm bartending at an AA meeting..bbl
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Submitted by: LckyCz7 |
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I do what cheerios tell me.
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3.0/5 (153 votes)
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Submitted by: OneiricChicka |
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Girls are like computers, they like to be turned on!!!
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3.0/5 (155 votes)
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Submitted by: RJDalziel |
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Sry my cat has the mouse...........
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3.0/5 (156 votes)
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Submitted by: cutie_cat237 |
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If you are a hooker, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a girl, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
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3.1/5 (157 votes)
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Submitted by: STARBuCkS 2K1 21 |
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Chase a squirrel cause trees need hugs!
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3.2/5 (157 votes)
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Submitted by: QtipsHurtMyBrain |
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Before you critize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you critize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes!
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3.0/5 (158 votes)
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Submitted by: RoxyBarbie22 |
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Alright 10% done. Now 20. Wow, I can't wait..... Wait it stopped...HEY! Why did you send me a message? I was waiting for that naked picture of Jennifer Lopez !
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Submitted by: carguy |
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If you don't like me then screw YOU... But if you like me screw ME... hehe... brb
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3.1/5 (158 votes)
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Submitted by: LiL DrEaMeRz 69 |
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Standing on train tracks, don't worry, a train won't hi..
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