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Message: I live my life a quarter mile at a time ...nothing else matters ....for those ten seconds or less ... I'm free!...be back when those 10 seconds are up... leave a message!
Submitted By: crewchic28

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MONKEY SEE MONKEY DO!!!!!!I SEE BUT WHATTA DO?
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1.8/5 (135 votes)

Submitted by: SOCCERBABE6395
Kidnapped
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2.6/5 (136 votes)

Submitted by: bballerkid3
"Dude, where's my car? Where's your car dude? Seriously dude, where's my car? I dunno dude, where's your car? Dude, I think I lost my car, this may take a while!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH dude, ostriches are attacking your car,oh cheeznack get the hell off it you llamas!!!!
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2.2/5 (136 votes)

Submitted by: lliittsnowcrabtacoheadpop
Dont trip....Or you'll fall for me! =)
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3.2/5 (137 votes)

Submitted by: Boii
WARNING! Never attempt to directly fax anyone an image of your naked buttocks. Always photocopy your buttocks and fax the photocopy.
-Warning label on a fax machine
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3.2/5 (142 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
A wise monkey never messes with another monkey's monkey.
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3.3/5 (142 votes)

Submitted by: NSaNe QuAd RiDeR
That which does not kill me had better run pretty darn fast.
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3.2/5 (144 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
Diamonds are nice, so are toys, but they aren't nuttin like those sexy ghetto boys.
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3.0/5 (145 votes)

Submitted by: SexyAngel15253
BrB, thinking of an away message.
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2.9/5 (146 votes)

Submitted by: NYJetz288
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you!
Woman: But would you stay there??
  • Currently 3.22/5
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3.2/5 (147 votes)

Submitted by: GreendayObsessed
Gettin arrested:-)bb in 2-5 years
  • Currently 3.11/5
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3.1/5 (148 votes)

Submitted by: Iceprincess5252
Busy poking my neighbor with a spork. Be back soon, she's really old and wrinkly.
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3.2/5 (148 votes)

Submitted by: tingrin1088

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