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Shhhhh! I'm hiding from %n...Damn! How did you find me??
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2.9/5 (125 votes)
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Submitted by: phantomz45 |
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Out of my mind.
Back in 5 minutes.
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3.0/5 (125 votes)
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Submitted by: I82much1211 |
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Who wrote under the bleachers: See more butts!?
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1.8/5 (126 votes)
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Submitted by: SLUGGER0096 |
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Oh no! The commercials are true! The slim jim man really is alive and he is in my stomache flirting with my cupcake!
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2.9/5 (126 votes)
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Submitted by: username |
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Repetition is a sign of stupidity.
Repetition is a sign of stupidity.
Repetition is a sign of stupidity.
Repetition is a sign of stupidity.
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2.7/5 (129 votes)
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Submitted by: tomyboy2us |
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I'm having a staring contest with the wall. It's harder than I thought! Anyway, when I win, I'll be back.
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3.2/5 (130 votes)
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Submitted by: brattyblue4 |
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You want me, huh?
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2.8/5 (130 votes)
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Submitted by: BbaLLova4u |
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MY DOG ATE MY AWAY MESSAGE!
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2.1/5 (131 votes)
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Submitted by: FAT MOMMA 932 |
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I'm busy right now but leave your name and number so I can throw it away.
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3.2/5 (131 votes)
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Submitted by: Six66and1half |
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Help!ican'tfindthespacebar
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2.9/5 (132 votes)
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Submitted by: cutie_cat237 |
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%n has just recieved the Amish computer virus. Since the Amish do not have computers, it is based strictly on the honor system. Please delete all files on your computer. Thank you for your cooperation.
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2.9/5 (132 votes)
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Submitted by: boxster1987 |
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I want you..............
I need you..............
to leave a message.
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3.1/5 (134 votes)
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Submitted by: BasketBallJonezX |
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