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Category: Christmas
Message: All I want for christmas is you baby. So put a bow on and let me un wrap you. ;)
Submitted By: qtkjunkatt

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My box that was holding my pet fire ants broke.. so im running around the house trying to find em all..
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2.5/5 (65 votes)

Submitted by: SHSrunner09
hey %n I'm not here right now because my internet got disconnected...
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2.3/5 (65 votes)

Submitted by: singleservino69
I'm watching the tv. And yes I have a tv next to my computer. If I see a hot girl, I can see the same hot girl naked in 10 seconds. No more bars for me!
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2.5/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: sanitysgstd099
I'm away right now. I'm bartending at a MMADD meeting right now so talk to you later bye.
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2.1/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: Vipgt4
Oh I'm sorry this isn't (your name), it's the AOL support line...the wait to speak to an attendant is 4 days, 3 hours, and 5.9 seconds, but please wait...your call is very important to us...thanx and have a nice day!
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2.4/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: megan
Hey everyone, I'm not here right now so if you would leave your reason for IM'ing me when you saw that I had an away message up, I will get back to you as soon as possible...
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2.3/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: Brooke
To see your future, look below...

Some person called (your screen name)will be back in a couple minutes!
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2.2/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: Ilikemuffinz8778
Ground Rules:Don't touch meDon't stare at meDon't talk to me
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2.4/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: Michelle
Stop interupting my swedish meatball making!!
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2.4/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: talkalot3580
Do you yahoo? I sure as hell don't. -leave a msg
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2.2/5 (68 votes)

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I'm out driving with my keys in an electrical outlet...
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2.5/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: silversparks712
Im gone like %n in who wants to be a millionaire
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2.0/5 (69 votes)

Submitted by: stupidboye

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