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Hey %n, if I wanted to hear from an asshole right now then I would have farted!
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Submitted by: ZeNis112 |
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You have reached the reverend (yourscreenname's) confession hotline. Please leave your sin, and I'll get back to you with a penance. Remember that a confession doesn't count unless it's a vivid, detailed, blow-by-blow description of the sin. Thank you.
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3.2/5 (196 votes)
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Submitted by: ncjon118 |
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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
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Following the yellow brick road......Damn munchkins!
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3.2/5 (197 votes)
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Submitted by: MonkeyBop |
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In my bed, care to join me?
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2.3/5 (197 votes)
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Submitted by: StupidMonkey440 |
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Shhh, I was never here...
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3.2/5 (201 votes)
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Mommie, is that you?
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1.8/5 (202 votes)
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Submitted by: username |
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I just finished hanging a poster of %n over my bed, and now I am just praying that it will fall down on top of me.
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3.3/5 (204 votes)
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Submitted by: phantomz45 |
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ok ppl it's time to think outside the box this is the box [] u need to be here []
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1.8/5 (204 votes)
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Submitted by: MeNv4LifE02 |
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Talking to me while i'm away is like talking to a deaf person and expecting results.
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3.3/5 (205 votes)
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Submitted by: Me |
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If you go to a costume party at your boss's house, wouldn't you think a good costume would be to dress up like the boss's wife? Trust me, it's not.
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3.3/5 (216 votes)
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Submitted by: Moolins |
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I'm in the back yard hunting sharks.
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3.3/5 (221 votes)
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Submitted by: VMan25bv |
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