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Message: Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
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Hey, I don't know why this Away Message is on right now I just put it on. Good bye
  • Currently 1.65/5
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1.7/5 (229 votes)

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If you press F1 and then F2 and then tab over you will be able to hear my voice through your speakers. Repeat 10 times.
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3.0/5 (102 votes)

Submitted by: lauralarenlexbrit
I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!
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3.3/5 (110 votes)

Submitted by: CMJenn7
Don't you love the way when you stop at a red light and it turns green....you just go?
  • Currently 1.88/5
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1.9/5 (166 votes)

Submitted by: Ihatefans2
I need to feed my pet leprechaun, so I can get the gold at the end of the rainbow, so just sit back and relax...This may take a while.....
  • Currently 3.32/5
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3.3/5 (98 votes)

Submitted by: SMC2109
WHEN THE MULLET IS A ROCKIN..........DON'T COME A KNOCKIN!
  • Currently 1.84/5
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1.8/5 (115 votes)

Submitted by: emgem07
Chase a squirrel cause trees need hugs!
  • Currently 3.21/5
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3.2/5 (157 votes)

Submitted by: QtipsHurtMyBrain
Standing on train tracks, don't worry, a train won't hi..
  • Currently 3.36/5
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3.4/5 (159 votes)

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If you don't like me then screw YOU... But if you like me screw ME... hehe... brb
  • Currently 3.14/5
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3.1/5 (158 votes)

Submitted by: LiL DrEaMeRz 69
My dogs head is stuck in the door! Wait! I don't have a dog so once I figure out what is stuck in the door I'll get back to you.
  • Currently 3.21/5
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3.2/5 (123 votes)

Submitted by: alicia vicia
If the away message is a rockin...don't come a knockin!
  • Currently 1.79/5
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1.8/5 (81 votes)

Submitted by: heda
Leave a message, and I'll IM you back later.
Leave a SEXY message and I'll IM you back sooner
  • Currently 3.72/5
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3.7/5 (796 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118

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