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Category: YoMomma
Message: Yo Momma is like a doornob, everyone gets a turn.
Submitted By: sk8r888

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I'm away but the man with the gun to my head said I can't tell you why. *gulp* help....
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3.0/5 (98 votes)

Submitted by: sanitysgstd099
Diamonds are nice, so are toys, but they aren't nuttin like those sexy ghetto boys.
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3.0/5 (145 votes)

Submitted by: SexyAngel15253
Gone to watch %n through their window.
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3.1/5 (108 votes)

Submitted by: caitlin
His AE shirt ... $35, his A&F shorts ... $48, his GAP boxers ... $12, his Adidas sandals ... $20. All these items on your floor . . . priceless.
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3.5/5 (600 votes)

Submitted by: PetYoDog8
hey %n I've got candy. Get into my van.
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3.0/5 (114 votes)

Submitted by: SpoonSAvior7
OMG! %n just ran into a pole...This may take a while......
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3.0/5 (79 votes)

Submitted by: PinkLemonade
I Put the FU in "fun"
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3.3/5 (226 votes)

Submitted by: XxMessicanxX4225
Out playing hide-and-go-seek with bin ladin...EVERYONE HELP ME FiND HIM!!!
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2.5/5 (76 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Quick! Everyone IM %n!
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2.9/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: CRaZy ChiC 13
Girls are like computers, they like to be turned on!!!
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3.0/5 (155 votes)

Submitted by: RJDalziel
like a fish out of water, I'm.. dry.. ou.. of... ideas.. for AIM.......... what the hell, just leave a message
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1.7/5 (102 votes)

Submitted by: krrrustykrrrab
Leave one, I'll reply in 5 minutes or less... or your money back guaranteed! (See rules for details, no purchase necessary)
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3.0/5 (105 votes)

Submitted by: crdancer828

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