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Talking to me while i'm away is like talking to a deaf person and expecting results.
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Submitted by: Me |
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I'm making out with some hott, random guy that showed up at my doorstep. So will ya give us a minute? Jeesh!!
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2.8/5 (107 votes)
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Submitted by: me |
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I'm knocking on heavens door.. *voice in back round* Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! *me* That wasnt my fault!!! It was poor constrution..... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...
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2.6/5 (95 votes)
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Submitted by: NoMeGustaRats |
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Stop interupting my swedish meatball making!!
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2.4/5 (68 votes)
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Submitted by: talkalot3580 |
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Hey! What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen someone pick their nose before? Geez...give me some privacy
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2.6/5 (87 votes)
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Submitted by: me |
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Its not right for people to walk around with there shirts off to show their muscles... I mean you don't see me walking around with my shorts off.....
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3.5/5 (288 votes)
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Submitted by: Tommy H 26 |
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Busy poking my neighbor with a spork. Be back soon, she's really old and wrinkly.
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3.2/5 (148 votes)
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Submitted by: tingrin1088 |
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Two beers $7three margaritas $15four jello shots $20Taking home the girlwho drank all of the above....PRICELESS
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2.9/5 (123 votes)
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Submitted by: bombsaway003 |
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Mickey Divorces Minnie Judge: Mickey you can't divorce Minnie on the account that she's silly. Mickey: I didn't say she was silly, I said she was f**king Goofy!!
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3.8/5 (1177 votes)
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Submitted by: XootemptationXoo |
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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
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BrB, thinking of an away message.
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2.9/5 (146 votes)
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Submitted by: NYJetz288 |
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Away messages are stupid dont ask me why I have this stupid away message up? Well I dunno give me a good away message and I'll think about putting it up here...i'm wating...
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1.6/5 (170 votes)
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Submitted by: drummergal |
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