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Category: Homework
Message: OK 4 letter words are bad and homework is an 8 letter word that makes it 2x worse than the regular ones!
Submitted By: JustinsBabyGurlLife

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Attention! Attention %n ! This is a National alert. Food was spilled from the cat bowl. We've sent out clean up teams to correct this mess. Hopefully we can do something about it. Before it's too late!
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2.5/5 (83 votes)

Submitted by: LunarLady799
Hey, I'm having a party right now! We have a DJ who rocks the house, a dance floor, plenty of food, and all the kewl people. If you IMing me, obivously you weren't invited!
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3.0/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: lovelyladeelove9
Error 405: Reality.sys corrupted. Universe halted. Reboot (y/n)?
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1.7/5 (173 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
The first time I was chatting with someone online, they asked me "asl?" I tried to sound it out and got realy ticked of and started warning them because I thought they were calling me an asshole.
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3.7/5 (1181 votes)

Submitted by: skiendog
What if the hokey pokey is real? What's it all about? Will we have to turn ourselves around?
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2.6/5 (109 votes)

Submitted by: KraziCutie37
Right now I'm dancing in front of a full length mirror in spiderman underwear. I could really use some music....
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3.6/5 (291 votes)

Submitted by: wouldn't you like to kno
I'm doing something really important right now. I'm spinning in my computer chair, be with you when I can see straight again......"PLease stop the room from spinning, I'd like to get off
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3.6/5 (235 votes)

Submitted by: username
Oh no! The commercials are true! The slim jim man really is alive and he is in my stomache flirting with my cupcake!
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2.9/5 (126 votes)

Submitted by: username
If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.
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3.7/5 (331 votes)

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Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.
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3.2/5 (177 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
Picking the fuzz off my sock, be back when I'm done.
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2.7/5 (100 votes)

Submitted by: Sock
The owner of this screen name is away from the computer right now; you are talking to their older brother; Please feel free to tell me all your juicy secrets though....
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2.9/5 (83 votes)

Submitted by: JennyVeed

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