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How do blind people find those dots for reading when they don't know where it is?
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Submitted by: MOO HA HA |
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Do Re Me Beer Dough: The stuff that buys me beer Ray: The guy who sells me beer Me: The one who drinks the beer Far: a long run to get the beer So: .I'll have another beer La: .I'll have another beer
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Submitted by: GiggLeGirL 664 |
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I'm out like a dog in a chinese restaurant.
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I hate it when someone asks me "If everyone else jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?" So, I'm on my way to go jump off a bridge because I wanted to be a trend setter and jump off the bridge first. I won't be jumping just because everyone else did!
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There is a smurf at my door and i have many questions to ask him...like what color his face turns when he holds his breath...bb when i'm done!
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Submitted by: PinkVelvetStars - ashley |
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Incase of fire scroll down!!
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I said in case of a fire dummy!
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Submitted by: CopeH1984 |
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On my way to my computer I went to sit down but missed the chair, fell on my head and dropped unconscious. And when I came to this away message came up. So leave a message. Oh, and can you tell %n that I found his underwear.
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If you are a man, let's have a show of hands. Who here is female, let's have a show of hands. Who here is an idiot? Great. Now put your hands down, everybody.
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Submitted by: sanitysgstd099 |
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I'm puttin on a clown suit and walkn up and down the street!!! This is a kodak..MOMENT!..
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Submitted by: KraziCutie37 |
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I Hate You! You Hate Me! Barney Tried To Harass Me! When He Pulled Down His Pants And Said Lets Play Sorry Barney I'm Not Gay!
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Submitted by: pixietink |
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Don't make me mad......I'm known to bite at random!!!
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3.1/5 (148 votes)
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Submitted by: ***Mattzchica9*** |
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Never argue w/ an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with expirience. Never argue w/ me, I'll drag you down to my level & beat you with a bat.
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Submitted by: me |
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