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Category: Gross
Message: Yeah, Its time for my daily Cock Pushups. For those of you who don't exactly know what a Cock Pushup is... It's when you friggin lay down flat on the ground and let your boner lift you up off the ground over and over again... it really strengthens the weiner musclesPeace Im out
Submitted By: Rage in a Cage

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Out of my mind.
Back in 5 minutes.
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3.0/5 (125 votes)

Submitted by: I82much1211
A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!
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3.5/5 (278 votes)

Submitted by: skiendog
OuT oF mY mInD! Be BaCk In 5!
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2.2/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: Teen07Angel
Uhhhhhh...................
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2.1/5 (176 votes)

Submitted by: divagurl1359
I have fallen and I can't get up!
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2.2/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: Conor
I went to Tickle a Pickle for a Nickle.
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2.5/5 (106 votes)

Submitted by: Court
Repetition is a sign of stupidity.
Repetition is a sign of stupidity.
Repetition is a sign of stupidity.
Repetition is a sign of stupidity.
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2.7/5 (129 votes)

Submitted by: tomyboy2us
Right this minute I'm sniffing crack, Oh Sh*t!!!!! My nose is bleeding i'll brb.
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1.7/5 (255 votes)

Submitted by: Zackman2k2
My pants are burning.....
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2.5/5 (83 votes)

Submitted by: bob
Kidnapped
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2.6/5 (136 votes)

Submitted by: bballerkid3
OHHH. Shiny object. So pretty............
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3.4/5 (360 votes)

Submitted by: username
I'm in the back yard hunting sharks.
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3.3/5 (221 votes)

Submitted by: VMan25bv

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