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Category: Sick
Message: Im not feeling well right now, but......if you come over and give me one of your kisses I might feel better.
Submitted By: LLM

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Out of my mind.
Back in 5 minutes.
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3.0/5 (125 votes)

Submitted by: I82much1211
A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!
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3.5/5 (278 votes)

Submitted by: skiendog
OuT oF mY mInD! Be BaCk In 5!
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2.2/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: Teen07Angel
Uhhhhhh...................
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2.1/5 (176 votes)

Submitted by: divagurl1359
I have fallen and I can't get up!
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2.2/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: Conor
I went to Tickle a Pickle for a Nickle.
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2.5/5 (106 votes)

Submitted by: Court
Repetition is a sign of stupidity.
Repetition is a sign of stupidity.
Repetition is a sign of stupidity.
Repetition is a sign of stupidity.
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2.7/5 (129 votes)

Submitted by: tomyboy2us
Right this minute I'm sniffing crack, Oh Sh*t!!!!! My nose is bleeding i'll brb.
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1.7/5 (255 votes)

Submitted by: Zackman2k2
My pants are burning.....
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2.5/5 (83 votes)

Submitted by: bob
Kidnapped
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2.6/5 (136 votes)

Submitted by: bballerkid3
OHHH. Shiny object. So pretty............
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3.4/5 (360 votes)

Submitted by: username
I'm in the back yard hunting sharks.
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3.3/5 (221 votes)

Submitted by: VMan25bv

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