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10 things men know about women:
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10. WOMEN HAVE BOOBS
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I fell out of my chair... this could take awhile.
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Submitted by: ncjon118 |
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Hello. You have reached The Autopsy-IM. If you are already cut open, Press 1.If you are ordering a new body, Press 2.If you are ordering a cut body, Press 3.If you are picking up a body, Press 4.If you chose none of the options above, please stay on the IM. You will soon be tracked down and picked up in a nice cozy black 'sleeping-bag'.Have a nice day and thank you for choosing Autopsy IM!
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Submitted by: Silver Chan |
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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
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BrB, thinking of an away message.
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Submitted by: NYJetz288 |
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Away messages are stupid dont ask me why I have this stupid away message up? Well I dunno give me a good away message and I'll think about putting it up here...i'm wating...
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Think about it? Will they ever give the Tricks bunny some cereal? " Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids!" or leave the leprochon alone?" they stole me lucky charms!" Life is just not fair! Even the bunnies get screwed!
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Submitted by: XoxJeSsIe21xoX |
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ok ppl it's time to think outside the box this is the box [] u need to be here []
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Submitted by: MeNv4LifE02 |
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Don't hate me cause im beautiful, hate me cause ur boyfriend thinks I am
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Submitted by: Chels |
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"Dude, where's my car? Where's your car dude? Seriously dude, where's my car? I dunno dude, where's your car? Dude, I think I lost my car, this may take a while!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH dude, ostriches are attacking your car,oh cheeznack get the hell off it you llamas!!!!
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Submitted by: lliittsnowcrabtacoheadpop |
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If you go to a costume party at your boss's house, wouldn't you think a good costume would be to dress up like the boss's wife? Trust me, it's not.
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Submitted by: Moolins |
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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
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