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Category: Bathroom
Message: Drop me a message while I drop something in the toilet.
Submitted By: BasketBallJonezX

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How do blind people find those dots for reading when they don't know where it is?
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2.9/5 (117 votes)

Submitted by: MOO HA HA
This is an alien being from XXXTTB23. I have been sent to earth in the form of an away message so that I might mate with your computers. You may not know it but as you read this, I am having sex with your computer.
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2.9/5 (107 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
Let's dicuss right and left... you're right, I left! :-P
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3.6/5 (441 votes)

Submitted by: s214
Screw Hotsauce...I'm the hottest stuff on this earth! ;-)
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2.6/5 (88 votes)

Submitted by: Bodaciousbabe304
Im gone like %n in who wants to be a millionaire
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2.0/5 (69 votes)

Submitted by: stupidboye
Knock knock. Who's there? No one. No one, who? No,seriously no one is here so leave me a message.
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2.4/5 (95 votes)

Submitted by: crazigurl0013
Confusius say: Man who eat jelly beans fart in technicolor
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3.5/5 (267 votes)

Submitted by: i am awesome
Lost my bikini top surfing the web... hold on while I go and find it!
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2.7/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: aibo244
This is (your sreen name):
If you are the credit card company, I already sent the money.
If you are one of my friends, you owe me money.
If you are female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
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3.4/5 (282 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
If you are a hooker, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a girl, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
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3.1/5 (157 votes)

Submitted by: STARBuCkS 2K1 21
Do you yahoo? I sure as hell don't. -leave a msg
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2.2/5 (68 votes)

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I want you..............
I need you..............
to leave a message.
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3.1/5 (134 votes)

Submitted by: BasketBallJonezX

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