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Dont trip....Or you'll fall for me! =)
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Submitted by: Boii |
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An error has occured in trying to IM (your sn) please restart your computer and try again. ~Natalie Owens
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Submitted by: sportzbaby16 |
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I'm busy right now, and if I tell you what I'm doing, then I'd have to kill you!!
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Doing something, none of your business, stop IM'ing me!I said stop! Geez, bbl!
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Submitted by: justme |
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OK here is how it is: You are not important enough for me to drop everything I'm doing and talk to you unless your MY BOO then I will drop everthing including my G-string and come talk to you! Luv ya sexy!
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Submitted by: NIKKI0930 |
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Did you hear the joke about the guy who tried messaging %n, but all they got was an away message?
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In honor of Halloween, I'm about to perform an unspeakable pagan ritual. So please leave a message. Unless you're a virgin, in which case, why don't you stop by?
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Submitted by: ncjon118 |
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Hey, did you hear that joke about the cat and the girl ?...... Yeah that was a great joke!
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Submitted by: pixistk111 |
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I am right 90% of the time. So why worry about the other 3%?
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Submitted by: lumberfoot |
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Incase of fire scroll down!!
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I said in case of a fire dummy!
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Submitted by: CopeH1984 |
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On my way to my computer I went to sit down but missed the chair, fell on my head and dropped unconscious. And when I came to this away message came up. So leave a message. Oh, and can you tell %n that I found his underwear.
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If you are a man, let's have a show of hands. Who here is female, let's have a show of hands. Who here is an idiot? Great. Now put your hands down, everybody.
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Submitted by: sanitysgstd099 |
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